I’m nothing but a chick magnet, they stick to me like glue,
not that kind of chick, these ones are all feathery and new.
I fly inside my nest, long enough to regurgitate,
my chicks did not even say hello, they just ate and ate.
Meanwhile, my mate is absent, just hanging out on the fence,
mother told me not to hang with him, he’s a little dense.
I feed my chicks and clean the nest and fly from twig to twig,
In then out again, wait, does this house make my ass look big?